June 2009
4 posts
ALI AKBAR KHAN →
Just hear how damn soothing his music sounds, Just pop a squat and get some munchies and enjoy!
NEDA.
WE HAVE THE GOOD FORTUNE TO BE LIVING IN A COUNTRY WERE WE HAVE THE FREEDOM TO EXPRESS WHATEVER REALLY COMES TO MIND. BUT IF YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE NEWS, (IT WOULD ONLY TAKE 1 MINUTE OF YOUR TIME) YOU WILL SEE AND HEAR HOW A YOUNG IRANIAN LADY PAYED THE ULTIMATE PRICE FOR WHAT WE TRULY TAKE FOR GRANTED SINCE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN. REFLECT ON THIS AND CHERISH YOUR FREEDOM.
This man has God given talent. →
People love farts. I surley do, and so do many others. Even though they’re afraid to admit it. This person, on the other hand did creat a ‘paradigm shift” in the art of flatulence. Take a big wiff and enjoy Petomane!
Is this offensive?
Me: Just curious to know if jews like eating brick oven pizzas?
Alina (daughter): Oh my god, dad!
Me: Come on, wouldn't it be so ironic?
Alina: Thats horrible. -laughs-
Me: Lets just say the pizza was kosher would they still eat it?
Alina: I don't think they're going to contemplate eating pizza just 'cause it's brick oven pizza. I don't think they'll find it offensive. Like, "OH, I CAN'T EAT THIS BECAUSE IT OFFENDS THE HISTORY OF MY CULTURE! RAH RAH RAH."
Me: So you're saying they're afraid of ovens?
Alina: Dad, stop.